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I haven’t even spent a whole week in Richmond and I’m restless to go back to JMU.
How am I going to spend a whole month here in two weeks?
Or live here after graduation?
What I'm Thankful For
In no particular order. Except it’s in the order that it entered my brain. Woops.
- My parents. Not because they give me a great truth for “2 truths and a lie” but because my mom gave birth to me (I get it 36 hours…) and my dad for being my dad. You know how they say you can’t pick your family? Well my dad chose me. Like Pikachu. Like my mom he’s been through the teen years, all my shows, the tears, the college applications, moving me in and out of the dorms, all of it. And he lets me drive La’Sarah. My mom didn’t chose me, but she loves me anyway. Props moms and daddy. Props.
- Lil bro. Ok so I didn’t like him until he was like 5. But whatever. Point is I like him now and I can’t imagine life with out him. We’ve been through a lot together, and nothing can change that.
- Collin,Jade,Duke,Ace,Austin,Austin Jr., Speck, All the Mistys. Basically all my pets. I don’t know life without some animal being happy to see me. Without a puppy who knows the sound of my car when I come home and is stoked to see me. A puppy who jumps on my bed even though they know they aren’t allowed. I love all the pups. And fish. Sorry you got flushed.
4. Trife Life Crew. Ya’ll are amazing. Thanks for sticking by me when times were tough and any normal person would have left.
Thanks Facebook.
GPOYW The “Ian turned me into a Pokemon” Edition
“ It’s about one moment
That moment you think you know where you stand
And in that one moment
The things that you’re sure of slip from your hand
And you’ve got one second
To try to be clear, to try to stand tall
But nothing’s the same
That moment you think you know where you stand
And in that one moment
The things that you’re sure of slip from your hand
And you’ve got one second
To try to be clear, to try to stand tall
But nothing’s the same
I just got this from my friend who’s planning my party. Love it.
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So are you cool with everything we got planned? Here’s what we’re sending out.
The Trife Life Crew JMU chapter would like to informally invite you to celebrate the Double Deucing (that sounds nasty) of our leader. It’ll be a night of everything she loves (TRIFE) including but not limited to:
killing hookers (Saints Row)
binge eating (pizza, potato skins, cookies)
pouring alcohol into ones bloodstream (stoli, flaming shots, limeade)
shaking body parts (dancing)
The party will start when your exams end and ends at upside down question mark. Presents are not required (unless you are bringing a Jonas Brother, Adam Brody, Justin Chatwin, JGJ, a job, or an apartment), but booze offerings will win you favor. RSVP not to her, but to us because we’d like some part of this to be a surprise.
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The email went on to talk about the final location, date and time and the invite list.
This makes me so happy about my last college birthday. My friends have really out done themselves this time.
Can they show this in Family Life?
I dunno, it’s not as good as Half Birthday Sex or Brohemian Rhapsody.
I wish I had a pic of Collin sitting on Rochelle’s head this morning. I hope he doesn’t eat Ace……or make doo doo pies in her bedroom.
It’s true. For a good twenty minutes after my mom left Collin thought it was “play” time NOT sleep time.
I finally got him to lay down. Then at 9.30 my alarm went off and he wanted to play. He fell asleep again but not before jumping on my bed and standing over me.
Ace is fine. No doo doo pies.
But Collin did steal Jades rawhide. Which I promptly gave back to Jade.
Duke spent, and still is, the morning on my bed sleeping on my pillow.
I swear if you didn’t know that Collin, Jade, and Duke were dogs you’d think they were children.
I’m late to the game on this I’m sure.
Still funny.
